Whisky Sponge Edition No.72 Speyside 2003 19 Year Old 51.2% ABV

This whisky comes from a major distillery, and that's all you need to know dammit! 

Having said that, we can tell you that this whisky was distilled in 2003 from an unusual batch of very lightly peated malt, matured in a refill hogshead for 19 years and then bottled, under our instruction, at natural cask strength. 

It is delicious and outrageously top secret! Please do not attempt to decipher the clues on the label to determine what distillery this whisky is from, they have been set to 'Dan Brown novel' level of impenetrability, you would only embarrass yourself. 

Please immediately purchase this bottle and destroy all evidence with your face hole! 

Yours under dense encryption