Whisky Sponge Edition No.68 Glen Garioch 1988 33 Year Old 44.6% ABV

A single refill hogshead of Glen Garioch, distilled and filled in 1988, matured for 33 years and bottled at natural cask strength. 

What are the connections between 1988 Glen Garioch and the Mona Lisa you may very well ask? If I purchase one of these Glen Gariochs does it enable me to skip the queue in the Louvre? Will I, at any stage in the proceedings, have to have lunch with Dan Brown? Am I descended from Jesus? 

The answers to all these questions - and more - can be learned by purchasing and consuming a bottle of this delicious and decided 'old style highlands' Glen Garioch 1988. The answers to all you seek* lie within... 

*does not contain literally all answers. Subjects not covered include but are not limited to: hoovers, slinkys, radishes, Postman Pat, Boltzmann Brains, tarragon and the fascinating archaeological discoveries of Gobekli Tepe - your statutory rights are a social construct and do not exist*