Whisky Sponge Ardmore 1997 24 Year Old Edition No.76 52.4% ABV 700ml

Since the dawn of creation, conscious beings have been asking themselves one thing: why does Ardmore taste like the smelly matter you find in Scottish farmyards...? 

The answer to this question has eluded the greatest scientific minds in the cosmos. Mayans, Vulcans, Time Lords, Vogons and David Attenborough have all tried, and failed, to discover the pungent truth. 

All we can do is play Sponge scrabble and ruminate deeply and profoundly, on the sheer number of silly toilet-centric words you can invent in association with Ardmore and all its bum-scented glory. 

Please enjoy this extremely classical 25 year old Ardmore that has been matured full term in a withered old refill hogshead and bottled at natural cask strength, thus retaining its maximum dung-addled distillate potency.

Headily yours

Whisky Sponge 

PS: you may also be interested to compare this bottling with Whisky Sponge Edition No.69, which is also a highly delicious old Ardmore, except that one is drenched in sticky, dark, gooey old sherry. Why not buy both of them and guzzle both bottles simultaneously at a festive dinner party? Enjoy the looks upon your friends and family's faces as you cackle, splutter and gurgle your way through the bottles. Thrill to their gasping intakes of breath as the viscous nectars drizzle and blend their way in rivulets down your chin and pool upon the platters of partially consumed pigs in blankets... Just an idea.